ZAPPA/MOI Uncle Meat 68 US Bizarre 2 N/M LPs + Inners.

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>Artist or Band: THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION

Album Title: Uncle Meat .

Produced and Conducted by: Frank Zappa.

TRACK LIST:

Side 1: Uncle Meat; The Voice of Cheese; Nine Types of Industrial Pollution; Zolar Czakl; Dog Breath in The Year of the Plague; The Legend of the Golden Arches; Louie Louie; The Dog Breath Variations.

Side 2: Sleeping in a Jar; our Bizarre Relationship; The Uncle Meat Variations; Electric Aunt Jemima; Prelude to King Kong; God Bless America; A Pound for a Brown on the Bus; Ian Underwood Whips it Out.

Side 3: Mr Green Genes; We Can Shoot You; If We’d All Been Living in California; The Air; Project X; Cruising for Burgers.

Side 4: King Kong Itself; King Kong by Don Preson; King Kong by Motorhead; King Kong the Gardener varieties; King Kong ‘deranged’; King Kong by Ian Underwood.

Label/Format: Bizarre – Please see my label scan.

Label Conditions: All four immaculate with spindle marks ranging from zero to one. This superb double set has clearly barely been played.

Cat Number: 2MS 2024.

Mode / Speed: Stereo / 33.3 rpm.

Weight of this Records: 100 / 111 grams. [These days, many modern Audiophile reissues are pressed on super-heavyweight 180 gram vinyl. Only a small percentage of ‘vintage vinyl’ was ever pressed this heavy. Records pressed in the 1960s averaged around 140 to 150 grams. Records pressed in the 1970s were usually lighter and averaged more around 115 – 125 grams. Some records pressed around 1973 were very thin and light due an oil crisis and shortage around this time. Some records were even issued on recycled vinyl from this period and sounded poor with crackle and surface noise evident from the very first play. If any record I buy is deemed ‘recycled’, I will never offer it, I have a very simple test to detect these records if I suspect this to be the case other than audible imperfection. Some records from this period were even pressed on other materials the most notable was ‘Dynaflex’, used by RCA around this time. Although inferior to vinyl, this at least mostly sounded reasonably acceptable but pressings on this material were wafer thin and flimsy. Beyond the 70s, records often became thinner and lighter still but most played fine but were never quite the quality as from the ‘Golden Era’]. (This was based on ‘average’ weights for 20 records from these eras. Later pressings were usually lighter still).

Country of Manufacture: US.

Rarity: Scarce: although not a first issue, finding UK or US examples in super clean, barely played conditions is always difficult. Only the early US pressings included a book, this does not have one but does have the Zappa-Cohen inners which were never included in the UK examples.

Original Year of Release: 1968

Matrix Nos: 30871 MS 2024 A-1A / 30874 MS 2024 D-1C / 30872 MS 2024 B-1A / 30873 MS 2024 C-1A

Musicians: Frank Zappa – guitar, percussion, vocals; Ray Collins - vocals; Jimmy Carl Black - drums; Roy Estrada - electric bass, vocal; Don Preston - electric piano; Billy Mundi - drums; Bunk Gardner - piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano sax, alto sax, tenor sax, bassoon (all mostly electrified); Ian Underwood - electric organ, pinao, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto sax, baritone sax; Art Tripp - drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes; Euclid James (Motorhead) Sherwood - frenetic sax; tambourine. Guests: Ruth Komanoff (later Underwood) - marimba, vibes; Nelcy Walker - soprano vocal.

Brief Artist & Album Info: In terms of ‘progressive’ music, they don’t come much more progressive than this awesome album. One of the cornerstones of a serious Zappa collection regardless of which pressing or country of issue it comes from. I am happy to offer any super-clean great-sounding copy of what is one of my favourite albums ever. An amazing blend of rock, psych and free-jazz and very experimental. The use of early electronics and treatments of voices and traditional musical instruments is quite mind-blowing. This was the Mothers of Invention with eleven members, it introduces us to Ruth Komanoff (later Underwood) a massively talented classically-trained percussionist who really understood Zappa’s complex music and plays the distinctive marimba and other vibes on this remarkable double set. Zappa was still printing Edgard Varèse’s quote on his albums - ‘The present day composer refuses to die!’ - but so far his talent for outrage had somewhat obscured his skills as a composer. Uncle Meat aimed to put that right, a double set release that downplayed lyrics. ‘Basically this is an instrumental album’, it stated inside the gatefold. A note described the technique of overdubbing, which was used extensively, opening up the weird world of virtual orchestration. New recruits, Arthur Tripp and Ruth Komanoff were both added on percussion with Jimmy Carl Black. They helped Zappa realise some of his fiendish metrical ingenuities. Ian Underwood played harpsichord: a jangling, absurdist quality infuses all the music. Uncle Meat eventually became a great favourite in Europe, and almost single-handedly gave birth to the genre of ‘Art Rock’. The music was to be used in the movie of the same name, but never got actually finished until much later (the money ran out). This is Zappa at the very peak of creativity, predominately instrumental, but not all, it includes some classic live performances taken from tours in the US and UK. ‘Louie Louie’ features Don Preston on the ‘mighty Royal Albert Hall Pipe Organ’ and the band also demolish ‘God Bless America’ (an equivalent statement to the distortions Hendrix was applying to ‘Star Spangled Banner’). Pamela Zarubica (a one time house-mate) appeared as the ‘Voice of the Cheese’ - Zappa takes the listener from domestic intimacy to rock-venue spectacle in breathtaking lurches. Every track is interesting in its complexity either vocally, or more so instrumentally. Zappa’s solo on ‘Nine Type of Industrial Pollution’ has inspired many guitarists in the future with its strange chord structures and sound. And ‘The Air’ had lyrics about customs searches and tape recordings and ‘If We’d all Been Living in California’ is a conversation between Jimmy Carl Black and Zappa about why the Mothers were not making more money being on the road and being near destitute. The album’s piece-de-resistance is Side D taken up by one of Zappa’s greatest compositions: ‘King Kong’, this is a six section instrumental featuring some blistering solos from Underwood on electric alto sax, Motorhead on a deranged baritone sax and best of all Bunk Gardner’s solo. Many assume this is a treated electric saxophone solo, but not so. The amazing sounds are created on an electric clarinet - you have never heard nothing like this before - the reed’s spit and rasp and creates a sound possibly unique to this amazing album. The instrument is simply blown to destruction, this is Gardner’s tour de force, his finest moment with the Mothers. The large band is in overdrive on ‘Kong Kong’ and sounds created are astonishing. I compared this vinyl record against the new Japanese card cover CD and the vinyl has the edge in all departments with more detail and depth. The prelude to King Kong on side B is pretty amazing too, a vast free-form jazz rock instrumental - this is the band blowing at their very best. (Check out the CD Pachuco Hop if you can find it for more of the same, recorded live in Toronto 1969 - its incredible). For any Zappa fan who has not heard this amazing journey into free jazz and weird creativity, this has to be experienced. This American Bizarre pressing plays beautifully with barely anything unwanted. The sounds embedded in these vintage grooves are priceless and so far ahead of their time they still sound remarkable today. The use of early synths and electronic effects was groundbreaking, and no other album sounds quite like this, this record and its importance in progressive and jazz rock is undeniable. If it proved to weird for you back in the late 60s, give it another try today, the best records take time to fully appreciate and this is more than worthy of perseverance. Zappa truly was the Father of Invention, this elusive album, should please most collectors and I doubt if I will ever find a much cleaner overall examples of the records, inners or cover which always seem to wear so badly. Regarding this man’s work – this is truly one of the very best ever, long overdue more vinyl fans discovered it. Weird? oh yes, very much so – enjoy!

Cover’s Potential for Wear: Very high++. Both UK and US covers are notoriously fragile and split, rub and wear so easily unless stored and handled carefully. Best to keep the records out of the cover all the time.

Cover Grade and Format: EX+ and arguably better still. An unlaminated gatefold format and made with thick heavy card with the paste-on panels inside. Printed and made in the US and including the Bizarre Zappa-Cohen inners (but no book).

Cover Front: Not the prettiest front cover artwork ever made but one of the best I have seen for lack of wear. Very clean, fresh with any rubbing tiny and faint, the lack of ringwear is a huge bonus on this one. The only creasing of any note on the corner tips.

Cover Back: Slight rubbing near the top edge and traces near the bottom but in terms of ringwear for which this usually cover suffers badly, this has very little. The bottom right corner tip has creased but little others at all. With few marks or rubbing, this back for this cover is quite exceptional.

Cover Inner Gatefold: Superb with little to fault, alost as made and worthy of note is the lack of fading to the artwork on all the major surfaces.

Top & Bottom Edges: Both pairs in great shape with minimal traces of wear and no splits, again so commonly seen on this and similar US covers.

Right Edge(s), and Type: Clean and very sharp with no wear or feathering, both guaranteed untrimmed. Records entered on these right outside edges, again, no splits.

Spine and Text: The spine is also in very fine condition, solid, thick and robust with no compression and barely any wear. All text unworn bar light rubs to the Cat. No at the top, a little here has eroded.

Corners: A few tip creases and rubs but overall fine shape is retained by most.

Cover Summary: Always a challening cover to find ‘attractive’, this being one of the best US examples I have seen. It should please most collectors.

The Inners: One EX++ the other Mint(-), both superb, one has a very neat edge split from the sharp-rimmed record. That apart, both almost as made. These have the original coupons to send away for the rare ‘Zapped’ sampler album that cost the princely sum of $1 back in the early 70s which gives clues to the pressing date of this set. These Zappa and Herb Cohen inners were exclusive to the US editions and were not lined. Few survive looking as minty as these. No creasing, no ringwear, only mild record impression and both as clean and fresh as when made round 40-years-ago.

Vinyl Condition/Visual Grading: Mint(-) for all four sides, barely played for certain and finding much cleaner playing surfaces for records of this type better will never prove easy. A superb visual pair that are super clean, shiny, jet black and fairly pressed, one a fair bit heavier than the other in this case. US albums of this era were not heavily pressed but has no affect on the high quality sound and information they hold. A near factory fresh pair and visually immaculate with hardly any noteworthy marks or blemishes, they should please most-all collectors.

Album Played For Grading: Yes. [I play ALL records I offer before submitting to Ebay, also the record is played in its entirety unless clearly stated otherwise. I do NOT play snippetts or joining grooves to check for sound quality and quietness – I play from the beginning to end via clinically revealing B&W speakers that include the legendary tweeter from their awesome Nautilus range that reveals every blemish or miniscule sound present on any record.]

Sound Quality and Audio Grading: Both records play up to their high visual grading with practically nothing to fault. Strong, distortion-free sound, all frequencies are sharp and clear - sound quality is very high with a wide dynamic range and very detailed sound. The details of these early US pressings blow away any CD version where some fine information appears missing. Most all devoid of any surface sound and no pops or clicks were noted and this is an exceptional clean pressing for a very challenging album. Few copies will match or outperform this excellent US pressing significantly I feel sure. Nothing spoilt my pleasure when play-grading these astonishing records, it’s always a thrill for me to hear this album via the analogue format. This set will prove very difficult to find better and can be strongly recommended.

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My Use of Description Terminology: Surface Marks = Superficial, usually light marks, hairlines or light scuffs that rarely sound. Scratch = a needle mark that goes below the record’s surface, some will sound, some will not, my play-grade will inform. Original = a record that has been pressed with the first label design which does NOT neccessarily mean a very first pressed record. First Pressing = A record that I believe or know to be a genuine very first pressed record. I do not claim to always know for sure, and that’s why I state the stamper and matrix numbers if at all possible, for those who claim to know what they all mean, the information is there for the collector to decide. I prefer to use terms like ‘Early Copy’ rather than ‘First Pressing’ if I am not totally sure. Surface Sound = Mild, light sound, usually light crackle or similar. Distortion = Break up of the actual sound caused by groove wear or damage from a chipped stylus – the most undesirable form of unwanted sound, vintage mono records were the most prone to this happening but not exclusively so. The symptoms of distortion are high frequency clipping, moderate constant crackle or an echo type sound quality. Violin, piano and vocals are most prone to groove-wear distortion. Feathering = Fraying or softening of the entry edge of a cover. Covers with feathered entrance edges are more likely to have had the actual record inserted and removed more than a non-feathered, sharp-edged cover which are always far more attractive. Set Off, actually a printer’s term for dark ink leaving mild residue on pale or white ink when rested upon. e.g. when a gatefold cover has black ink closed against white, this can leave some black residue on the pale area – this is mostly unavoidable or course.

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