ZAPPA MAN FROM UTOPIA RARE RUSSIA LP SNC LBL MADE 1993

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1993 - FRANK ZAPPA - THE MAN FROM UTOPIA _ 12" VINYL RECORD MANUFACTURED IN 1993 MOSCOW, RUSSIA AND PRESSED BY THE SNC RUSSIAN RECORD COMPANY - SNC- 3085.

YOWZER COMRADE, YOU'RE NOT DREAMIN', THIS IS THE ULTRA RARE FRANK ZAPPA - THE MAN FROM UTOPIA ALBUM THAT WAS ACTUALLY MANUFACTURED IN RUSSIA BY A REAL RUSSIAN RECORD COMPANY. YEAH, A WHILE AFTER THEY KICKED OUT THE COMMIES AND THE RUSSIAN MAFIA TOOK OVER BY 1993 THEY ACTUALLY HAD A RECORD COMPANY IN RUSSIA THAT HAD THE BALLS TO MANUFACTURE A ZAPPA RECORD. THE KEY WORD HERE IS " BALLS " BECAUSE BEFORE THE WALL CAME DOWN, IF THEY EVEN CAUGHT YOU LISTENING TO ZAPPA IN RUSSIA, THEY'D KICK YOU A FEW TIMES IN THE BALLS AND SEND YOU TO SIBERIA. HOWEVER, IF THEY EVER CAUGHT ANYBODY ACTUALLY MAKING ANY ZAPPA RECORDS, THEY'D CUT HIS BALLS OFF AND THEN SEND HIM TO SIBERIA. THINK I'M KIDDIN', EDDIE? WELL THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU SEE A RUSSIAN WHO HAS THAT COLD LOOK ABOUT HIM AND TALKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON JUST ASK HIM, I'LL BET THAT HE KNOWS ALL OF THE WORDS TO " COCAINE DECISIONS ".  

THE COVER IS LAMINATED ON BOTH SIDES AND HAS A LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION BUT NO RING WEAR, LOOKS GREAT. HEY, IT WAS ONLY MADE 12 YEARS AGO.

THE RECORD IS IN BEAUTIFUL NEAR MINT CONDITION, I COULDN'T FIND ANY SURFACE MARKS AT ALL ON THE PLAYNG SURFACE ON EITHER SIDE WHILE TWRILLING THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS. THE ONLY SURFACE MARKS THAT I SAW WERE ON THE TRAIL-IN OF SIDE 2 AND OF COURSE THOSE WON'T AFFECT THE PLAY. NO WEAR THAT I COULD FIND ON EITHER OF THE LABELS WHICH HAVE RUSSIAN WORD PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES. THE RECORD COMES IN A COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL OR MONEY ORDER IN US DOLLARS. [ NO RUBELS ].

PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF AUCTION END IF YOU VALUE YOUR BALLS.

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, ROLLING STONES, ALICE COOPER AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS FOR SALE IN MY E-BAY STORE.

ARE YOU A STALIN LOOKING FUK THAT WANTS TO FIND SOME ZAPPA MUSIC, BUT NOBODY WILL TAKE A CHANCE SELLING YOU ANY? WELL COMRADE, JUST TROTSKY YOUR BIG BEHIND RIGHT UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND CLICK ON SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. DA, THAT IS MY E-BAY STORE WITH PLENTY OF ZAPPA INSIDE, SO DON'T BE A SVOLICH AND GO ON IN THERE N' GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE COLD WAR WILL END MY BROTHER JUST AS LONG AS YOU PAY, SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? DASVEDANYA.