THE DECAYES-TEN GUITARS-LAFMS-RESIDENTS-DIY-NWW-WEIRD

$

135

THE DECAYES, TEN GUITARS, ON JAYREM RECORDS (JDK 1) NEW ZEALAND 1983. Very rare avant-garde album. Ron Kane of the band says about 'Ten Guitars': "Ten Guitars (Jayrem/Imgrat 2400 005/JDK 1) 500 copies, 1983 (pressed and sold only in New Zealand." One of the most obscure band mentioned in the Nurse with wound list of influences!! It should be noted that any resemblance to Marlin Perkins is completely illogical. Now, who are Warren Bowman, Mark Florin, Ron Kane, and John Payne? Well they were (are) The Decayes, at least that's what I'm lead to beleive, and why should I doubt it, well they are supposed to be on this album, and that I have my doubts about, but why, why not? Now why did they have to go all the way to Wellington New Zealand to get this lp released? Perhaps it's the other way around. Now follow along with me, .... that's right.....good......very nice............hummmm, I'm not sure what that was.......and here we are! Do you eat brains?
Well that about sums it up, it was rather nice, don't you think? I'm going to join the circus and pretend that Buffalo Bob is my best friend.

The songs, pieces, er, tracks on this lp are.......

37LMN Baboon Behavior
SIX. Classic Features
3. Tarot Sofa
LS/MFT. L.B.F.M.

AND SIDE TWO HAS

Once. Hobo Music
Twice. I Was Waiting For You

Translation:

A1. Baboon Behavior
A2. Classic Features
A3. Tarot Sofa
A4. L.B.F.M.

B1. Hobo Music
B2. I Was Waiting For You

Now as to the condition of this extremely rare record, the cover is in very good+++ condition, including the phoney obi strip (phoney?) and the vinyl is in very good+++ unplayed condition.

This record does not smell like the floor of the train station!

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