SEX PISTOLS/6 x 7 Inch/Six Pack/Punk/Anarchy/GSTQ/Mint

	£		41
	$		54

SUNSETONTHE MOON "This World Wasn't Meant To Be Sensible"


I ACCEPT PAYPAL PAYMENTS FOR THIS AUCTION


Here it is finally after much trawling and Punkey-Ocean searching me land-lubbers-&-lovers of all thingies Pee-You-Enn-Kay...!

The SEX PISTOLS on SIX X 7-Inched (or a huge plasticated 18 centimetres..."ooh look cousin Agnes he's just gone all metrically-technically-insane..!") Punkey Vinyl with their 'must-havey-and-must-havey-nowey' offering of their release that goes by the name of

‘SEX PISTOLS' – LIMITED EDITION – SEX 1...!



release from the band way back in the Late 70s/early 1980’s…Yes indeedy you frothing-at-the-mouth-e-baying-Punkadelic-pack you (RAR…Oooh I am scared..!!!)…this is nothing more than a mind-blowing, blind-mowing, right-down and frankly down-right SEX PISTOLS-mongous auction on seven incherized vinyl that's pure-punkified Lustfully-Fulfilling Drastique-Plastique with a dash of Mystique so come take a Punkey-Pique (...someone shoot him - and punkily-quique..!!)

What you have here (…>>>…OVER HERE…!!!) that’s better...pay a-10-shun will you…is an 25-28 YEAR OLD

SEX PISTOLS SIX X SEVEN INCHED singles release of their TWELVE TRACKING LIMITED EDITION PRESSING OF THEIR ‘PISTOLS-PACK’ called in it's original FOLD OUT PLASTICE WALLET…..all in totally MINT condition too..!

Yes that's righty..It is here and none other than the above offering from those purveyors of all things Punk and past/passed with those aural paving-slabs of Punk-a-Rama-Ding-a-Dongness..."If you can live without this Punkoid collectible then you're a better woman than I", said my wife (…incidentally she was right, uncharacteristically, on both counts - but not on third count, shortly to come, of justifiable homicide...!).

Also, if the feeling takes you by surprise, please then by all accounts, take your ‘taken-by-surprised-self’ off and toddle-along in a child-like skipping manner and nosily check out my OTHER SEX PISTOLS AUCTIONS I HAVE OUT RIGHTEY-BOUTEY NOW featuring some Biggest Blow 12” ers – thee one with THAT RARE Interview on it and an AUSTRALIAN ‘Wizard records’ COPY TOO…!(…Beep-Beep! - Watch the cars will you? - Punk kids with those Bondage Straps crossing tut' bizzey-roads eh - and with a needlessly ‘big and clever’ item like this in their greedey little grabbey-punkmongous-mitts obscuring their view of the traffic – it’s asking fer trubble izznitt?!?!?).

A dreemily-extreemerly rare copy, overtly so, of their ‘PISTOLS SIX-PACK’ SIX x SEVEN-Inched collectible that-you-must-clincher-from-Mr-Lyncher and it comes to you as a 12-track-of-SEX PISTOLS-lovely-lummified-jubbley-mess-ness..!!!

...so welcome to the church of punk salvation my heathen-out-of-breath-brethren....do come inside my Punk Rock Flock....and listen to some edibly belley-bulging 7” sized-psalm-widges like these (six Sandwiches? – Greedy B*stards!)...

SINGLE 1 (‘SEX 1-1’)

SIDE 1
(1) 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.'  (3:20)

SIDE 2
(2) 'PRETTY VACANT'  (3:10)


SINGLE 2 (‘SEX 1-2’)

SIDE 1
(1) 'HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN'  (3:20)

SIDE 2
(2) 'MY WAY'  (3:03)


SINGLE 3 (‘SEX 1-3’)

SIDE 1
(1) 'SOMETHING ELSE'  (2:10)

SIDE 2
(2) 'SILLY THING'  (3:20)


SINGLE 4 (‘SEX 1-4’)

SIDE 1
(1) 'C’MON EVERYBODY  (2:10)

SIDE 2
(2) 'THE GREAT ROCK ‘N’ ROLL SWINDLE'  (4:30)


SINGLE 5 (‘SEX 1-1’)

SIDE 1
(1) 'I’M NOT YOUR STEPPING STONE'  (3:05)

SIDE 2
(2) 'ANARCHY IN THE U.K.'  (3:30)


SINGLE 6 (‘SEX 1-1’)

SIDE 1
(1) 'BLACK LEATHER'  (3:30)

SIDE 2
(2) 'HERE WE GO AGAIN'  (3:57)

..Yes this ones AS NEW…YOU WILL NOT EVER GET A MORE PRISTENLY PRESRVED COPY THAN THIS SEX PISTOLS PACK……I bought it in 1980 to collect as a record collector and platyed the singles once…MINT of course back then…unplayed now…I did not regrade them after 27 years in a Professional 7-Record Collection Box…! (that’s why perhaps!!!)

ALL ARE MINT and ALL ARE 100% PERFECT…..I won’t go on but it’s like your 1980 RECORD SHOP FOR YOU IN 2007…O.k.!?!?!?!?!?!

the sleeves have been taken out maybe twice…once in 1980 upon playing and once to write up the tracks (above) for detail for you so you know whats on them (if you didn’t already that is..!!!!)

So PISTOLS SIX-PACKED HEAVEN HAS ARRIVED FOR YOU THEN I GUESS…!!!!



...a triffic Punkorific awesome 12-tracking SIX x SEVEN INCHED pressing indeed.
Those songs sum up a great time and era of life way back in Punkey-history.
Do you want this? - Is the Pope smoking dope all day in the Vatican?, or is Money the evil of all Routes? You decide as I’m fresh out of global answers...!
So get on your Punkey-Non-Wheeley-Pulling-Moped and unceremoniously-but-theatrically-barge all the other wanna-be-owners of this soon-to-be yours, Punkey 6 X 7 Inched ‘SEX 1’ Pistols Pack from those Sexiest of PISTOLS of their six-fold circular miasmically, seismic, inconsideratly over-sized-and downright outerstellarized offering that will soon be punkily pogoing (boing-boing-boing-THWACK!- “Watch the antiques kidz!” - I meant your muvva actually…!) into your eBay anti-social cheese-havened-mousehole in a mere 10-daze... !!!
...Life without this would be sad, lonely and desolate..like an endless unhappey black circleball rolling around inside of a giant white square....(it's my fourth Metaphor this auction!).
...contemplate it not, like going into train tunnels and kissing speeding trains without trackside-lippey on, or skateboarding naked in custard (..mmmmm say what??!?!?!?)..it's just not to be done and you know it...gather this morsel of earthesoundes unto ye...hear now and fore’er more your tainted sole savage breaste that defiantly beates so verrye strong my friends for this eternale longinge and soul-merging of alle that you ever helde so deare...oceans-deep, darque and hidden from the eyes of alle...alone in silenced solitude insyde of you...(...Crikey-mate it's onlee a Poink record – although to be fair...”mines a Six-Packed Extra-Large one landlord”!).

This attention-seekingly expansive 6 X 7-Inched Pack was pressed up in ENGLAND on the ’VIRGIN’ Records Label and comes to you, the Punk-Rock collectophile, with the Catalogue Number of 'SEX 1'.

The Punkey condition of the 7 Inch sleeves (…is actually big enough, if you become suddenly homeless, to actually move into at a later date when Gordon ‘Is A Moron’ Brown devizes (..hey isn’t a town near me? – I hope he doesn’t live there..oh no..! - it’s far too poor for him and his two-faced ilk isn’t it? – the people that keep us ‘poor’ live well away from us – strange that eh? – I wonder how they can justify that one – but I’m sure it’s ‘in our best interests’ that ‘they’ live where we are not allowed to...by ‘them’ and ‘they’ decide ‘their’ own pay-rises and how much (what a sick set-up eh? – did you vote for this?)…- sorry, please forgive me there, I had time to, for once, actually ‘think about life’, as the government forbids thinking because they know you’ll eventually, after sky tv, train-mags, mobile phones, mp3’s, beer, kiddie music (not this auction I’ll have you know!) suss out ‘the design of life’ (yes those Manic, and from the Street, Preachers were right after all – I think their bassist knew the game, rather too, well and left it!). In the meantime they would have dreamed up another ‘tax’ like ‘Twelve Inch Air-Space-Taking-Up-Tax’…didn’t we laugh about the Poll Tax, Car Tax, Insurance-drive-per-mile-Tax, Road-Toll-Taxes, TV Licence that you have to pay- or face a crimal stretch in ‘chokey’ (yes even if you are 78 years-of-age as they sent some lady to prison for it at that age) - nice touch eh for money – have these people no shame? – obviously that disappeared so long, so verrye long ago – Money replaced your Churches – why do you think the pubs are more full than them on Sundays eh?! – beer is the new religion – and I’m in the process of marketing my all new (copyrighted already!!!) ‘JESUS BEER’ © - and the ‘Media-Buzzwords’ that (‘the team’, I have ‘on the ‘pulse’ at the moment have ‘tabled’) Dominic, Cassandra, Geoffrey , Stacey, Giles and Everett have come up with (…they are sooo naice on 55 (special) ‘K’ per year – oops I meant ‘£’s’!) is ‘Drink It Religiously’ or ‘A Devil Of A Pint’ and finally ‘Goes Down Like St Mary Magdalene’..whaddya fink kidz?)- if you own a mobile phone, PC or video-player at home (Wah tha’f fook?) ‘View-from-your-window-Tax’…still laughing...?? Funney how socially-conditioned we have become and how we are never going to be saying no to saying ‘yes’…No?) are all IDENTICAL of course as they have ‘slept together’ for 27 years till today….'Sleeves' is graded as

'MINT/AS NEW' F-U-L-L S-T-O-P

- with just two occasions of handling (as above) – and now the ultra-pointless bit..but so that you have it in writing infront of you (some people eh!!!) no rips, no tears, no folds, and no bends no anything at all…!!!!! – The pinnacle of awesomest SIX x SEVEN INCHED punkey fayre methinkum-yum-yumms...!

Postage for this item is….

UK - £2.99p
Europe - £3.99p
U.S.A / WORLD - £4.99p

The Pogoic frenzied condition of the actual punkily-grooved 'Vinyl' is graded as 'MINT/AS NEW'

A-S N-E-W condition F-U-L-L S-T-O-P…….!

– I have owned this since new and played them ONCE carefully back then in 1980 – you COULD NOT WANT FOR MORE could you?...and this ‘no-fly-zone sized’ Six X Seven Inched Pack plays effortlessly..and is thee most superb SEX PISTOLS auction out right now..and for ALL TIME concerning SIX PACKS – this IS THEE ONE..miss and cry forever…..! (biased - ? – who schizophrentically unchallenged me...Hey! I think he means 'US'..! Oh yeah!).

This ‘PISTOLS SIX PACK’ you 'won’t-wanna-sharity-rarity' will rightfully attract mucho interest, like an offshore bank account or a naked supermodel trapped in your very own imaginary locked-phonebox, as there are NONE in this world (offshore bank accounts that is..just have a rifle through Gordonmoronus unwhite papers to clarify!) – in this condition (GUARANTEE FULL MONEY BACK PLEDGE – that you’ll never ever take up (I even know that!!!!!) .....!!!!

So be the Punkey-ONE whose just Punkily-WON this Punkey-ONE in 10 Days time...!!
...now go and be a good socially-horizontally-aspiring individual and get on that clickey-fingered-mouse-type-thingy-that’s always getting clogged up with dust ‘n’ dirt and never quite works properly to secure this gem as you’ll never see another (even if you don’t close your eyes).
...and be the lucky-one to nabbey-nabb this unique ’PISTOLS SIX-PACK' in the next 10 days, or failing that I WILL end the auction early if you offer me say the auction bid-price…to the power of 9003 or a picture of Siouxsie Susan (without the Bansheets – although if pushed can I have Steve Spunker one too please?) in the naughtey-haughtey-nakidd-nuddie-nuddies.

…Do you, too, think that people who whistle are somewhere not-so-deep-down-inside ‘Certifiably-and-Technically-Unhinged’…?

It’s the most excellent auction on SEX PISTOLS and Frankly Mr Shankley if you were to miss out on this ‘PISTOLS SIX-PACK.' Punk-Final-6 x 7 Inched Vinyl you’ll end up not liking yourself verrye mush – so slap in a bid and relieve me of these SIX 7”ers and some of my space that will be taxed ‘accordingly’ I, and Gordon-Moroanius-teeth, thankyou from the bottom of our echoing-eternally-ch-chingified-bottomless-coiffeured heart...actually I’m saving up for my second Lamborghini as it goes – give generously so that. I too, can give you the middle-finger as I hand-brake turn, repeatedly, through your ‘low maintenance’ garden living ‘nicely’ in your ‘Sub-Urban Surbiton’ circus-hell of an empty life...

(P.S – if you buy this ‘parasolled shade awarding SIX x SEVEN INCHED Sex Pistols Pack then you’ll never have the untimely misfortune to read a needlessly extensively questioningly challenging eBay description like this EVER again…oh, buy the whey, I do have 4000 CD’s to sell aswell – ahem!!!!)

Isn’t it time you got all Punkey again and blasted** your dead neighbours alive with this Mintey-Punkey-Beauty. (**as long as you don’t move in next door to me)

…The day you thought you would never see…A Pistols Six Pack ‘AS NEW’..It’s here and now available..In 10 days it won’t be…and make sure that it is YOUR user I.D. in blue when the clock hits 0:00 other wise when you press refresh and see another persons I.D.…you will feel like ‘GETTING P*SSED AND DESTROYING’ your PC instead..!


7 Inch Postage Payment Methods Postage Details ~Amount~ U.K. Europe U.S.A/World 1    7" £0.99p £1.49p £1.99p 2    7" £1.79p £2.29p £2.89p 3    7" £1.99p £2.49p £3.49p 4    7" £2.39p £2.99p £3.99p 5    7" £2.79p £3.49p £4.49p 6    7" £3.19p £3.99p £4.99p 7    7" £3.59p £4.49p £5.99p 8    7" £3.89p £4.99p £6.49p 9    7" £4.29p £5.49p £6.99p 10   7" £4.59p £5.99p £7.49p *
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