FRANK ZAPPA MONO SEALED FREAK OUT 2 LP COLOR SET W/ HUGE FREAK OUT HOT SPOTS MAP

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THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - FREAK OUT - SUPER COOL COLOR VINYL 2 LP SET WITH MAP LIMITED REISSUE - SEALED - SEE WHAT'S INSIDE IN SOME PHOTOS THAT I'VE INCLUDED WHICH ARE PRINTED ON PAPER JUST TO GIVE YEZ AN IDEA OF WHAT'S IN THERE - BUT THE ACTUAL 2 LP SET BEING SOLD IS SEALED - NEVER OPENED AND THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY: IF THERE'S NO MAP OR COLOR VINYL INSIDE , THEN IT'S A SEALED MONO COPY WORTH ABOUT 4 TIMES THE PRICE OF THIS ONE - SO HERE'S WHAT I KNOW SINCE IT'S SEALED - IT'S VERVE RECORDS CATALOG NUMBER V-5002-2 WHICH WOULD INDICATE THE RARE MONO FIRST MONO MIX PRESSING OF THIS 2 LP SET WHICH WAS THE FIRST ALBUM RELEASED BY THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - ON THE FRONT COVER BUT LATELY VINYL RELEASES HAVE BEEN MADE IN EUROPE WHERE I GUESS THERE'S A BETTER MARKET FOR VINYL RECORDS AND PEOPLE OVER THERE STILL REMEMBER AND LIKE FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS - A GOOD EXAMPLE IS THE ANNUAL " ZAPPANALE FESTIVAL " IN GERMANY, WHICH IF YOU STILL LIKE ZAPPA'S MUSIC YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA ATTEND - ANYWAY I HAVEN'T OPENED IT BUT I'LL BET IT'S THE MONO PRESSING - I HAVE SEEN A COUPLE OF OPENED ONES AND WHEN I PURCHASED THIS ONE I WAS TOLD AND AND AM PRETTY SURE THAT ONE OF THE LPS IS PRESSED ON TRANSPARENT GREEN VINYL AND THE OTHER ONE IS CLEAR VINYL - BUT HERE'S WHAT MIGHT BE THE BEST PART - INSIDE I KNOW THERE'S A FOLDED UP LARGE FREAK OUT HOT SPOTS DOUBLE SIDED MAP - I'VE SEEN IT AND IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE ONE WHICH SOME HUNGRY FREAK WOULD HAVE RECEIVED IN 1967 IF THAT FREAK HAD SENT IN $1 TO UNITED MUTATIONS AFTER READING THE AD INSIDE OF THE ABSOLUTELY FREE LP AND ASKED FOR THE MAP NOT THE LIBRETTO - YES IT'S THE ONE THAT HAS THE FREAK OUT HOT SPOTS MAP PRINTED IN COLOR ON ONE SIDE AND SOME OF THE ART WORK FROM THE ABSOLUTELY FREE LP PRINTED IN BLACK AND WHITE ON THE OTHER SIDE WITH " FREAK OUT HOT SPOTS " - IT'S IN THERE AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE I ONCE SOLD AN ORIGINAL FOR $1475.00 - THAT ONE WAS FOLDED TOO - THIS IS A VERY LIMITED EDITION BUT THE ONES WHICH WERE PRESSED IN EUROPE SOLD OUT VERY QUICK, AND ALL I'VE SEEN LEFT SELLING ARE THE REISSUES OF THE STEREO VERSION WHICH DIDN'T INCLUDE THE MAP AND ARE NOT PRESSED ON COLOR VINYL  - SO HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET A SEALED COPY, AND IN THE CASE OF U.S.A. BUYERS NOT HAVE TO PAY EXPENSIVE SHIPPING PRICES - VERVE RECORDS - V-5005-2 - YEAH IT'S SEALED SO YEZ CAN ONLY CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS OF THE SEALED LP BUT WHAT'S INSIDE IS RARE 'N EXCITING - OK LARRY?

IN A RECENT SURVEY CONDUCTED BY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND OF CONFIRMED OUT OF THE PANTRY BREAD BOFFERS, 9 OUT OF 10 SAID THAT THEY PREFERRED PLOOKING PUMPERNICKEL. I DUNNO, MUST BE THE TEXTURE OR SOMETHING?, BUT HERE'S THE GOOD PART, THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION DIDN'T COST THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER HALF A WEEK'S PAY. NO LARRY, THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLAR GRANT TO CONDUCT THIS IMPORTANT RESEARCH, IT WAS PAID OUTTA MY OWN MISERABLE POCKET FROM SALES OF FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ARTISTS STUFF. SO BUY SOME TODAY AND HELP THE ECONOMY. OK LARRY?

THIS 2 LP SET JUST MIGHT BE WORTH SOME REAL MONEY ONE DAY, BUT BY THEN YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE ALREADY BIT THE BIG ONE AND THE ONLY THING THAT YOU'D BE LOOKING TO BUY IS SOME AIR CONDITIONING. 

SEALED - NEVER OPENED - A LITTLE PULL OF THE SHRINK ON THE CORNERS AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT BUT NONE OF THE CORNERS ARE BENT YET. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT AND EVEN THOUGH THE ALBUM IS SEALED, I'M STILL GOING TO GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE BECAUSE IF IT WERE ME I'D WANNA OPEN IT AND CHECK IT OUT. BUT IF YEZ WANNA LEAVE IT SEALED AS AN INVESTMENT I'M ONE THAT CAN UNDERSTAND THAT AND YOU CAN STILL KEEP THE PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE AROUND IT. OK LARRY?

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

ADD $6.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA. WHICH GIVES THE U.S.P.S. LESS TIME TO BEAT UP THIS RARE LP AND INCLUDE INSURANCE.

THIS OUT OF THE USA SHIPPING PRICES ARE FOR PRIORITY AIR MAIL WITH A TRACKING NUMBER AND SOME INSURANCE. I'LL PROBABLY WIND UP HAVING TO PAY EVEN MORE AND IS ONE OF THE REASONS I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SELLING INSIDE OF THE U.S.A. ONLY. YOU CAN'T GET A TRACKING NUMBER OR INSURANCE FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL AND EVEN THOSE SHIPPING RATES HAVE BECOME OUTRAGEOUS LATELY. ALSO I'M NOT GOING TO INSURE IT FOR $20 AND LIE ON THE CUSTOMS FORMS. SO IF YOU'RE IN ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES THAT CHARGES OUTRAGEOUS IMPORT FEES YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA BUY YOUR CAN OF VASELINE IN ADVANCE. OK HERR LARRY?

$40.00 FOR PRIORITY AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$50.00 FOR PRIORITY AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YOUR STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?