WARNING DIRTY Adult Comedy 78 RPM - Gone With The Wind / Fruitcake by Unknown

$

35

Description:

You are bidding on a rare white label promo record of Adult Comedy...the type of adult comedy that was uncommon in the day it was recorded. The narrative of the record is DIRTY featuring many F**Ks, C**ks**ke*, etc. It's the type of comedy you would hear at an underground club during the WWII era. Side 1 titled "Gone With The Wind" is a reenactment of the same titled film where the performer mocks the main character from the film. Side 2 titled "Fruitcake" is a narrative discussing a confrontation between two people which then transitions to a joke about a woman, her dog and a man with flatulence.  

Artist: Unknown

Titles: Gone With The Wind / Fruitcake

Label: Unknown

Condition: VG

Play: Plays with some fuzz on both sides but well below the voice level of the performer

Shipping:

Securely packed in heavy cardboard and bubble wrap sandwich. Shipped in a large 16x14x4" box with additional padding to ensure safe delivery. 

-Shipped by US Media Mail: $6 US, $18-25 Global (approximately), but can vary by global location. 

Our Grading Standard:

N-:
Nearly New, but has been played. No visible signs of wear or damage.

E+:
Plays like new, with very, very few signs of handling, such as tiny scuffs from being slipped in and out of sleeves.

E: Excellent
Still very shiny, near new looking, with no visible signs of wear, but a few inaudible scuffs and scratches.

E-: 
Still shiny but without the luster of a new record, few light scratches.

V+: 
An average condition 78 in which scuffs and general use has dulled the finish somewhat. Wear is moderate but playing is generally free from distortion. Surface noise not overly pronounced.

V: Very Good
Moderate, even wear throughout, but still very playable. Audible surface noise and scratches, but not intrusive.

V-:
Quite playable still, but distortion and heavy greying in loud passages. Music remains loud in most passages. Surface noise and scratches well below music level.

G+:
Grey throughout, but still serviceable. Music begins to sound muffled. Heavy scratches.

G: Good
Quite seriously worn and scratched, but music level is still higher than surface noise.

G-, F and P:
The VJM system has these designations for records in extremely poor condition. We do not place these on the 10-point scale because records in this condition have little or no value. In cases where the record is extremely rare, it could still have value.