Vinyl Records Diploma - Record Lover Diploma

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Welcome to FunVersity™!

Forget those stodgy Ivy League colleges who make outrageous demands on your time and wallet just for the privilege of hanging one of their dour diplomas on your wall. Now you can get one of our beautifully presented fun diplomas at the mere press of a button!

And what about the boring range of subjects offered by traditional colleges — accounting, math, history ... zzz ... sorry, I dropped off for a moment. FunVersity™, on the other hand, has the biggest range of subjects on the planet. We've got everything covered, from Arm Wrestling through Chicken Choking to Voodoo. You can get a doctorate in just about anything, we even offer a Dr. of Everything!

Why not join our elite alumni?

Read what some of our past graduates have said about FunVersity™:

“Not having completed my degree at Harvard, I needed something for my office wall, so I jumped at the chance to get me a FunVersity™ 'Dr. of Money' Diploma.”  BILL GATES

“I always wanted to be a Marine Biologist, and thanks to FunVersity™, now I can really impress women.” GEORGE COSTANZA

And can you imagine what Winona said when her friends presented her with our "Dr. of Shopping" Diploma?

Queen Elizabeth II is reputed to have cracked a sly grin upon receiving her "Dr. of Farting" Diploma as a 50th Jubilee gift from her zany palace staff.

Bill Clinton was, for once, lost for words when presented with his "Dr. of Cigars" Diploma on leaving the White House.

And do you seriously believe David Duchovny would have gotten the X Files gig without having our "Dr. of Paranormal Science" Diploma? The answers are not "out there" friends, they're right here at FunVersity™!

Get Your Fun Diploma Today!

So, you think you're an expert in Vinyl Records? Well, why not prove it? With one of our hilarious FunVersity™ diplomas on your wall, your friends will be in no doubt about your supreme ability as a Vinyl Records legend!

And don't forget your family and friends. Doesn't our Constitution guarantee them the unalienable right to be recognized for their own undisputed virtuosity in Vinyl Records? Why not make a difference in their otherwise drab and dreary lives with a gift of pure fun!

Why Our Diplomas?

FunVersity™ is the innovator of the fun diploma. We are The Leader in Fun DiplomasSM. A FunVersity™ diploma guarantees you:

• Premium heavy-weight diploma-grade cardstock (not cheap copy paper) measuring 8 1/2" x 11" that will fit perfectly in any standard certificate frame or certificate holder

• Premium embossed gold foil seal with brilliant blue inlaid coloring adds sophistication and authenticity to your FunVersity™ diploma

• Unique, fun, and inexpensive personalized gift to honor your friends, family, co-workers and even yourself!

• Free diploma personalization with name and date you specify in the message box at checkout. Date of printing will be used if no date is specified by you.

• Professionally printed on super bright white card stock ensures the most vibrant colors for your viewing enjoyment

• Top quality professional-grade certificate font communicates authority and authenticity

• Acid-free paper for archival-grade stability

• Professional-quality, high-resolution image enhance communication

• Exclusive 8-color ink set accurately and vividly reproduces the full spectrum of colors delivering you professional results that you can see

• Authentic recognition of your undisputed virtuosity in Vinyl Records

• The largest selection of fun diplomas on the planet!

• Safely packaged and delivered in protective rigid cardboard mailer

• Superb feedback rating for your peace of mind

Payment Terms

• PayPal payments, e-checks using Paypal, and any major credit card using PayPal are the only accepted forms of payments

• Payment must be made within 3 business days

• If paying with e-check, your order will not ship until your check clears the bank

Shipping Terms

• Most orders are shipped within 24 - 48 hours

• Orders to United States addresses ship via USPS First Class mail unless you upgrade to Priority Mail or Express Mail

• Transit time for USPS First Class mail is generally 3 business days BUT may take up to 10 business days in some rare instances

• Transit time for USPS Priority Mail is generally 2 - 3 business days

• Transit time for USPS Express Mail is generally 1 - 2 business days

• Orders shipping to other addresses outside of the United States ship via USPS International First Class mail unless you upgrade to USPS Priority International mail

• Transit time for International First Class mail varies by location

• Transit time for USPS Priority International mail is generally 6 - 10 business days