Skeletonwitch 7" Vinyl Trilogy

$

70

Skeletonwitch 7" Vinyl Trilogy sold separately in November 2010, January 2011 and June 2011.

Only 500 pressed. Sold out and out of print. Never to return. Gone with your hopes and dreams.

These are all unplayed and in the same condition they arrived in, which is Near Mint. I replaced the clear protective cover sleeves with new ones, and have removed the records and also placed them in protective sleeves. This is like wearing two condoms while home alone browsing adult sites. Maybe overkill for 7" records, but I treat your records like I would have you treat mine. Not even Crom could blemish these records. Strong on his mountain as he is.

If you are reading this I probably don't have to describe the soul thrashing black sorcery that is Skeletonwitch. Who is Skeletonwitch you ask? Don't worry about it, here let me direct you to the Counting Crows auction as you are not worthy to read on.

At One with the Shadows/Bringers of Death

• Transparent Gold vinyl. This color choice no doubt reflects the lure of conquest as we march into battle. I had to get bulk paper towels at Costco last Saturday. I meditated on this gold color before I entered, and came out with the paper towels as well as an additional 60 tamales. Flawless victory.

• Transparent Green vinyl. The spoils of war will be as rich as the land we have purged of our enemies. Bachmann. Perry. Cain too, although props to his insatiable appetite for the harlots.
  

• Grey vinyl. Actually more of a dark grey vinyl with lighter grey splatterings. Obviously this represents the lamentation of the women as they haul away the dead. Splattered beyond recognition dead. Not even usable dental remains, those are the light grey swirls.
  

Also, the bullet belt in the picture is not coming with the vinyls. That was for aesthetic purposes only. I'm just trying to get you in the mood to bid on these records. It's like when you tell your date he/she can order an appetizer if they want. You don't really mean it, but you have the bigger picture in mind.

Shipping/Payment

This is my first auction on ebay, I normally only buy records for personal pleasure and gratification. For the most part it works, except for the few cases when someone ships me a record without removing it from the cover. You know the ones I mean. They look like diseased squirrels ate their own babies and then chewed their way out of the cover from the inside. And then defecated small white paper particulate on the enclosed vinyl. I would think everyone selling vinyls would know this happens. Then again I drove by Fry's on the way to work on Black Friday and saw hordes of cow-eyed mouth breathers stabbing each others children to get a leg up on cheap stacks of CD/Rs. Anyway, after the auction ends and payment is received, I ship early the next morning. The records will be packed carefully to ensure they do not take damage in transit. Squirrel defecation free.

In the United States: Shipping will be free. Like when you take extra mayonaisse packets from the deli. Unless you absolutely need these overnight, which you don't. As awesome as they are, you can wait for the standard USPS media mail. Hopefully your carrier comes daily. On a typical day, mine pulls up stealth style down the street, downs a Slurpee and a brown bag chicken salad sandie and takes off. Then once a week I get 8 pounds of junk mail and a Community Church flyer. Make that 8.1 pounds of junk mail.

International: Shipping will not be free as you would imagine. I will ship these as cheap as possible, unless you have a preferred shipping method. Either way shipping will not be free outside of the United States. Italy and Greece ok. Solidarity brothers and sisters. Nigeria, not so much. I don't imagine Skeletonwitch is very popular there, but then again you should never underestimate the power of metal. Still, no dice Nigeria. Ppppowerbook? Come on, this isn't my first barbeque. 

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