Signed copy of Eugene Mirman's I'M SORRY (YOU'RE WELCOME) "A Singular Experience For The Modern Listener."
The plastic wrap was removed from this box set so it could be signed by Eugene Mirman himself. Otherwise this is a brand new product. The records have never been removed from their sleeves.
I purchased this item, and had it signed, at Eugene Mirman's November 13th 2015 show in Portland, OR. (see photos)
Digital download not included.
Below is a link to Eugene Mirman describing the albums.https://youtu.be/4IasuDRB6a4

Tracklist

Live In Seattle At The Columbia City TheaterA1Introduction, A Gift From DerrickA2Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck PillowA3Sub Pop Showcase At SxSWA4Ask A PastorA5Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar CenterA6A Linkedin ProfileA7The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael StipeB8Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘ZineB9Contacting Celebrities On FacebookB10Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NHB11Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole FoodsB12I Marry A Couple From The Audience On StageA Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful BodyC1Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get ComfortableC2The BodyC3Feet & LegsC4Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-HooC5HeartC6Throat, Arms & HandsC7HeadC8Thank You Body, Simple Ways To RelaxFuckscapeD1Enter The FuckscapeD2Take A Ride On The Poon SchoonerD3I’m A Dirty Little Foreign AdvisorD4I Thought I Was The Pancake ManD5You’re A World-Class Pussy-GrifterEugene's Comprehensive Sound Effects LibraryE1IntroductionE2HorseE3Horse GallopingE4Horse IIIE5DuckE6Duck IIE7DogE8CatE9Cat PurringE10Cat Asking For DirectionsE11Two Sheep ArguingE12Mice Making Fried RiceE13BearE14WolfE15Fox Embarrassed About His BonerE16Giraffe SleepingE17TurtleE18Turtle IIE19Chicken Prostitute HagglingE20SharkE21Toilet FlushingE22BlenderE23Automatic Door OpeningE24DoorbellE25Alarm ClockE26Frying Pan SizzleE27Teapot WhistleE28Dishwasher RunningE29Telephone RingingE30Telephone Falling On The GroundE31Shower RunningE32Crackling FireE33VCR Ejecting A TapeE34Group Of Businessmen AgreeingE35Baby Locked In A DresserE36FartE37Long FartE38Fart IIIE39Little Girl CryingE40Man Walking In BootsE41Screaming ManE42Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A ManE43TV Audience Clapping At FoodE44Drum CircleE45RaveE46Last Guy At A RaveE47TrainE48Steam EngineE49Neon SignE50MotorcycleE51Scanning An ItemE52Feeling For A Ripe AvocadoE53Jihadist After Seeing About A BoyE54Jack-In-The-BoxE55Jigsaw PuzzleE56Fire TruckE57Video GameE58Italian Person Eating A Pizza PieE59Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified ForE60Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy BarE61Grand Wizard Can’t Find A SockE62Powerful SenatorE63Powerful Senator IIE64Fighter PlaneE65Ambient Noise In An AirplaneE66Airplane FlyingE67Police SirenE68Police Siren In EuropeE69Police Siren In BelgiumE70Gun ShotE71Machine GunE72.357 Magnum Inside A WatermelonE73Gays In The MilitaryE74ThunderE75RainE76HurricaneE77BlizzardE78SnowingE79Sentient Robot Going About His Daily BusinessE80Computer Downloading A FileE81New EmailE82TrafficE83Kids Playing In The ParkE84Kids Playing In The Park IIE85Spaceship FlyingE86Spaceship CrashingE87Going To Warp SpeedE88Alien SupermarketE89Laser GunfireE90Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their HandsE91Ronald Reagan Taking A ShowerE92TacosE93Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of CatsE94Tree Falling In A ForestE95Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” WrongE96SummertimeE97People Being Diligent At An Ad AgencyE98HelicoptersE99Living Helicopter ComplainingF100Chinese Woman Eating LasagnaF101Hero Returning From A Budweiser CommercialF102Elephant Having TroubleF103One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get MoneyF104Telephone Calling A ToasterF105Grasshopper Asking A Dog A QuestionF106Shortwave RadioF107Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The FallF108Dentist Having SexF109Panda At A HotelF110Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat ThemF111Cat That Doesn't MindF112Male Toothpaste Being SneakyF113Creamy Polenta Vs. CouscousF114Old Man’s PenisF115Dial ToneF116Museum That Needs To Use The BathroomF117Celebrity Agreeing To Take A SelfieF118Guy Getting A Sweet BeejF119Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-SemiticF120Bellhop Who Got StungF121LGBT Party Where People Are Eating SushiF122LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables FranchiseF123Sweaty Kid Crying About A SandwichF124Too Many Pieces Of PaperF125PuddleF126Magic Clown Using His PowersF127Wild Turkey Bragging About His MansionF128The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not BetterF129Tape Recorder Being Used WrongF130Misogynistic Maple TreesF131Apple Sauce Being NaughtyF132Safe WordF133Two Pistols Sitting On A ShelfF134Cookies Being ArrestedF135Sheep That Is Too Cute To EatF136Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This WorldF137Desk Covered In HairF138Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In TimeF139Boy Who Loves HammocksF140DustpanF141A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint LetterF142Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their WinkiesF143Yellow Line That Divides RoadsF144Smell Of A PearF145Group Of Wealthy MenF146Confused ChildF14725 Rats SleepingF148FlowersF149FishingF150BoatF151MizzenmastF152BowF153SternF154BasementF155RainbowF156Telescope Being DefensiveF157Larry King Being Told Important InformationF158WellF159The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World RecordF160SaladF161Little Girl Teasing A LampF162Zoo With Nothing To LoseF163Racist StaplerF164Friendship BraceletF165Thor’s Hammer, MjölnirF166Two Lost FirefliesF167Humpback WhaleF168Elevator At The Empire State BuildingF169Tip Of A Billionaire’s PenisF170Brand New Pillows Covered In BloodF171French Kids Picking ApplesF172Huge Pile Of Dirty ShirtsF173Hotel Guest Falling Asleep FrustratedF174RomneyCare & ObamaCareF175The Nerve Of Some PeopleF176Boner SchoolF177Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car AccidentF178A BuzzFeed ListF179Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More DisadvantagedF180Fox News & MSNBCF181Amicable DivorceF182Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-DoomF183Snacks In IraqF184Telecommuting CatF185Nano-HorseF186Hebrew RayF187Caldor Binge DrinkingF188Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football GameF189DetailsF190School Teacher Given PermissionF191High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The FutureF192CheeseF193Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater CityF194The Czech RepublicF195Drug Lord Feels Pretty BadF196Hotel Bed That Is TiredF197Warm Handmade Boiled BagelsF198Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin AddictionDigital DrugsG1A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital DrugsG2MarijuanaG3PCPG4HeroinG5Apple Cider VinegarG6MDMAH7LSDH8AmoxicillinH9PeyoteH10Amaretto SourH11OxycodoneOver 45 Minutes Of CryingI1CryingI2More CryingI3Still CryingJ1I Simply Keep CryingIntroduction To Spoken RussianK1Welcome To My Russian Audio PhrasebookK2Common Statements & Questions For Everyday SituationsK3Conversational Russian In The WorkplaceK4Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & OutingsK5Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated GuestK6Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances In Public SpacesK7Useful Phrases While On Vacation In RussiaK8Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World Of AcademiaK9Polite Ways To Engage People Of High StatusRingtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages For Your Personal UseL1Intro To RingtonesL2Phone CallL3Vibrate Vibrate VibrateL4Ding-Dong Doodly-DooL5Waterfalls Shrimp ShrimpL6Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-DeedleL7Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-PadaL8Phone Is RingingL9FriendL10LoveL11Spicy FishL12Mother CallingL13Father CallingL14Mother 2L15Father 2L16Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-DaL17AaaaaaaaL18Wife CallingL19Husband CallingL20Someone Is CallingL21Fuckface CallingL22AcquaintanceL23UnnnnnnL24AuauauauauauauL25WouowowoooouuuoooL26Whistle RingL27TrtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrrL28VrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrrL29HyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuuL30GwreeegwkqreuL31HrrruuhrrrunnghruuL32Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!L33Luuuuleelaaalalou!!L34UnnngnhhhnhnhnuuaL35Answer The PhoneL36PffrrrttttL37Susan Sarandon Is CallingL38ColleagueL39Doodle-Doodle Hoo-HooL40Hey!L41WafflesL42FuckbuddyL43Piano CleanerL44BryanL45Cream CheeseL46RabbiL47PriestL48I Can't Answer The PhoneL49Intro To Outgoing Voicemail MessagesL50Dr. FartL51SarahL52Social AnxietyL53The Sizzle-MakerL54MittensL55KateL56No AnswerL57DebbieL58AndrewL59Phil DonahueL60KaitlinL61Old ManL62SteveL63LucyL64JudyL65MeganL66Leave Your NameL67KimL68TimL69MiguelL70SebastianL71Penicillin DongL72Thong McHacky-SackL73MattL74KatieL75Confident BallsL76RobertL77Mr. ShitfaceL78Pile Of SneakersL79Pasta NastyL80Crème Fresh JacksonL81I Can’t Answer The PhoneL82Flitchy Woo-WooL83Slick MotherfuckerL84Sleepy HorseL85Can’t Come To PhoneL86DawnL87I Am A DoctorL88NickL89PoodleL90Hello, Mr. CuntL91Standard Greeting 1L92Standard Greeting 2L93Standard Greeting 3L94Standard Greeting 4L95Standard Greeting 5L96Standard Greeting 6L97Standard Greeting 7L98I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To)195 OrgasmsM1Please Take Off Your ShoesM2Don Draper Has The FluM3Moons Over Your HammyM4It’s Not A Slumber Party Without ThorM5Now My Back HurtsM6Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-UpM7Thank You So, So Much Mandy PatinkinM8OopsM9Sneaking Around The ZooM10Goodnight, BuddyM11Baba Yaga Already Said She Was SorryM12Faxed To The Wrong NumberM13Linda Ronstadt ChillaxingM141960’s Street FightM15Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… ThanksM16You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)M17Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A SecretM18The Best MisunderstandingM19Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-WeaselM20Kindhearted FiremanM21Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On HoldM22Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. And Mrs. PresidentM23Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-SunM24Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For DinnerM25Goofballs Having Silly FunM26The Jackal Never Misses!M27Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice UpstairsM28Mrs. Thunder / Mr. 80% Chance Of RainM29Don’t Mind If I Do…M30Round One Goes To Princess-RumpM31Happy And StuffedM32Just Another Guns N’ Roses BrunchM33Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway CampM34Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy AcheM35Have We Met?M36No, Please… After YouM37Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep ItM38Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-MindedM3988% On Rotten TomatoesM40Mischievous Whoopsy-DaisyM41Two Rascals Showing OffM4248 And FlexibleM43That Was Worth ItM44Bandits Helping Around The HouseM45Army Buddies Going Big-Ball BowlingM46I’m The Autodidact Of AmourM47Oh, My Wife KnowsM48That Was The Best FTP I Ever UploadedM49The Healing Heart / Mother-In-LawM50Just Two Doves At A Sweat PartyM51We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation In HollandM52Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative AssistantM53Two Adults In A Small SpaceM54Dude, We’re On The 5 O’Clock NewsM55www.thepleasuresallmine.govM56I Don’t Have The Hiccups AnymoreM57Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your OvenM58These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!M59Bill Clinton Is Still Quite PlayfulM60I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water NowM61The Kindness Of StrangersM62We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & BehindM63IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The WorldM64Brassy, Bald And EjaculatingM65I Voted For McCain In 2000M66New Car Smell, Old Car FeelM67Paul Can Really Push GoodM68Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You WantM69David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure ExchangeM70Doin’ The Flip-A-DooM71Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” RelaxerM72Germaphobe Does Not MindM73Very Sleepy Man Delivers On PromiseM74Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-HappyM75Fart WalrusM76French Woman Enjoying A DanishM77No Shirt, No Shoes - ServiceM78With Or Without You (Preferably With)M79Shouts And MurmursM80Pilates Are InvigoratingM81I'll Take A Look At The Dessert MenuM82The Last Rock StarM83It's Noon SomewhereM84My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years AgoM85Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone GoodM86Love Clean Up, Aisle OneM87Found Your Thing Using MapQuestM88Divorced MILF At A Used Record StoreM89This Cheesecake Is DivineM90Jam SessionM91Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)M92Even Better Than An Associate DegreeM93I Went To School In The Boston AreaM94Happiness Is A Warm DongM95Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square HoleM96Call Me Dr. StardustM97Now That's How A Puppy Should SneezeM98Fun Times Inside A Grain ElevatorM99Operation Cooch-TootN100Preggo!N101My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five DaysN102Sure, In There Is FineN103The Official Webcam Of YugoslaviaN104Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)N105We Were Just Talking About YouN106Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor BradfordN107Sophisticated?N108We Deserve A Michelin StarN109Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special ForcesN110Soup Dumplings, Squish-SquishN111How Very Hemmingway Of YouN112Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk CartonN113Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important ObservationN114Senior Year Hebrew School MischiefN115I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?N116Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 ShortN117Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?N118Dirty BoulevardN119Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?N120Portland, ME Is Cool… But Really WeirdN121The Wish-Maker Will See You NowN122Head Of Development Instructing Rugged HikerN123The Shenanigans You RequestedN124What Gusto!N125Please Don’t Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)N126Wet Hot AmericanoN127A Gentleman Never Reveals His SourceN128Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping PermitN129A Mime Betrayed, A Mime ForgivenN130Too Soon?N131Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My TittiesN132Never You Mind ThatN133She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-HooterN134Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His GameN135Mustachioed Man Has Patience, DiligenceN136Two Gigolos, One Office ManagerN137Secretary Of State Is Not Off-PuttingN138It Took Another Man’s Wife To Make This Boy A ManN139Nothing Goes To WasteN140My Mouse Is Thankful For Your MouseN141Make Yourself At HomeN142Meet Me By The Condom MachineN143I Feel Like I’ve Known You For HoursN144Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked OutN145Fire Your Dentist!N146Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These TwoN147Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of ShitN148I’m The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta ThereN149Rooting For Truffles, Miami StyleN150Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket ShipN151Sally’s In ChargeN152Too Much Pudding, Not Enough SpoonsN153The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man”N154It’s Raining DanN155It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)N156College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It’d BeN157Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting HelpN158A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty VegetablesN159Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably SextingN160Best Friends / Next LevelN161Tooth Fairy Is Quite RealN162Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt UnderstandingN163A Textbook Case Of Level-12 PleasureN164So Glad That Was You Behind MeN165An Astoundingly Honest And Fun SalesmanN166Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some DudeN167Martha Washington? Mmmm HmmmmN168Crammin’ For The Jam ExamN169I’m Glad We Waited Til DuskN170You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, SirN171Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed TeachersN172You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5!N173Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software EngineerN174I Guess We’ll Need A New KitchenN175Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each OtherN176They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man”N177Let’s Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust BowlN178So Relieved We Found This Abandoned SchoolhouseN179File Under “The Rolling Stones”N180No Need To Explain Your Clean AqueductN181My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-PoodlesN182Two-State Solution With BenefitsN183My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This PositionN184Can’t Tell If This Is Sex Or HockeyN185Have The Report On My Dick In The MorningN186So This Is Medicaid?N187Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej PieN188Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For FatherhoodN189Sure, You Can Use The Cat DoorN190No Senator, I Already Have TwoN191PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And WonderN192Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard WorkN193A Real Whodunnit!N194Horace’s CompromiseN195Plutocrats Got Feelings Too

Companies, etc.

• Recorded At – Columbia City Theater
• Recorded At – Woods Hole, MA
• Recorded At – Fish Fin Studios
• Mixed At – New Alliance East Mastering
• Mastered At – New Alliance East Mastering
• Mastered At – Golden Mastering
• Pressed By – Record Technology Incorporated – 25229
• Phonographic Copyright (p) – Sub Pop Records
• Copyright (c) – Sub Pop Records
• Published By – I Am In The Arts Publishing
• Published By – Christian Cundari Publishing
• Published By – Matt Savage Publishing

Credits

• Acoustic Guitar – Christian Cundari (tracks: E1 to F11)
• Art Direction – Eugene Mirman, Sasha Barr
• Electric Guitar – Christian Cundari (tracks: D1 to D5)
• Engineer – Christian Cundari
• Keyboards, Programmed By – Christian Cundari (tracks: C1 to D5, E1 to F11)
• Liner Notes – Daniel Kitson
• Mastered By – Nick Zampiello
• Mastered By [Vinyl] – John Golden
• Mixed By – Nick Zampiello
• Music By – Christian Cundari (tracks: C1 to D5, G1 to H11, L1 to L98), Eugene Mirman (tracks: C1 to D5, G1 to H11, L1 to L98), Matthew Savage (2) (tracks: C1 to D5, G1 to H11, L1 to L98)
• Piano – Christian Cundari (tracks: L1 to L98)
• Producer, Edited By – Christian Cundari, Eugene Mirman, Matthew Savage (2)
• Words By – Eugene Mirman (tracks: C1 to D5, G1 to H11, L1 to L98)
• Written-By – Eugene Mirman (tracks: A1 to B12, E1 to F198, I1 to K9, M1 to N195)

EUGENE MIRMANI’M SORRY (YOU’RE WELCOME)

Release Date October 30, 2015

Catalog No SP1148

Formats Puppy, Vinyl Box Set, Bathrobe, Digital, and Chair

I have wanted to make this album for a long time. I first thought of the idea about 10 years ago, originally as a 100-CD album (Somebody said I’d only have to sell 5,000 copies to have a Gold record! Take that, Peter Frampton!). Basically, what began as a half-joke, half-dream that I’d sometimes mention to friends, morphed into a much-more feasible idea of a 10-disc album (I think of things in terms of CDs because I grew up in the 90s, just like 80-year-olds still refer to radio as “The Invisible President”). I decided to start working on it. In general, I make a lot of lists. So, I created a document on my desktop called, “The Box Set CD Blueprint,” (even though there won’t be a CD version of this album, because only Neil Young has a CD player and he won’t let anyone borrow it) and began coming up with ideas for discs. 

key words: Bob's Burgers, Dan Mintz, Kristen Schaal, H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Larry Murphy, Sarah Silverman