SEYMOUR SWINE HYSTERICAL SINGLE OF BLUE CHRISTMAS

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ORIGINAL 1985 LIMITED SINGLE BY SEYMOUR SWINE AND THE SQUEELERS TITLED BLUE CHRISTMAS!

International buyers, please, prior to bidding, read the International Shipping Cost explanation below and additional updates within About Me. I have instituted some new shipping policy updates to include Priority Air only to Russia and may require Priority Air only to additional International destinations. Click on "About Me" for additional shipping information and policy. Thank you.

This amazing recording is the ultimate addition to any Christmas novelty record collection. Extremely scarce, this limited issue single has Seymour Swine stuttering his way through the most hysterical rendition of Blue Christmas you will ever hear. Also, to this day, I do not think this record has ever been issued on a CD. Same rendition is on both sides, so when you wear out one side you can play the other. Record is vg+ with some scuffs and light scratches, both sides play vg+, expect some extraneous noise, but plays with no skips or intrusive revolutions. Label is near mint with minor manufacturer blemish area on one side. Have fun bidding, you will never regret any value you invest into this collectable artifact. Guaranteed as described and winner is obligated for shipping cost. Thank you.

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SHIPPING COSTS

DOMESTIC: Shipping cost is actual postage plus .50 to help defer cost of professional packaging materials, handling and delivery confirmation. Withhold payment until I forward invoice. I will always try to ship bulk orders the least expensive option, either Media Mail or Parcel Post, unless Priority Mail is requested. Some shipments will include insurance (cost will be included within shipping cost). Delivery confirmation is included on all shipments. Illinois residents only must include 7.75% sales tax.
INTERNATIONAL: Charge will be determined by weight, country and value of content. ALL INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS OVER $50.00 VALUE MUST BE SHIPPED PRIORITY AIR (includes partial to full insurance coverage, additional insurance may be required on some items). Withhold payment until I forward invoice. I will continue to ship some under 4 pound parcels 1st Class Air if under $50.00. The shipping fees provided are actual postage cost plus $1.00 packaging fee on all shipments. Please enter your location and know your total shipping cost prior to bidding. If shipping cost is an issue with you on my auctions, please do not bid. Import duty, taxes or other monetary requirements associated with destination country are the buyers responsibility and I am not responsible for Customs delays or Customs fees. Items are entered as auction goods at sale value.

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RECORD GRADING FOR 45'S
Bargain lot items are visually graded. Individual auction records are play graded. I place emphasis on play grade, maintain the highest professional standards, do spot check play grading on all individual auction items and always provide an accurate visual grade and label appearance. I play grade on a quality system with a high end cartridge in order to maintain a strict and undisguised play grade. I always keep my grading simple and fair and will not subject my customers to a proliferation of meaningless grades. If a record plays between two grades I always apply the lesser grade, I don't create a grade in an attempt to articulate a borderline evaluation.

nm....near mint, minimal to no surface noise and showing no major signs of wear. General groove appearance is excellent to like new and record has no imperfections. I have learned from over 30 years of experience that "mint" is too strong of a grading for a used 45 record evaluation. The only records that are entitled a "mint" grade on my listings are my new unplayed and unhandled store stock items.
vg+...very good plus, showing some signs of minor wear with minimal extraneous surface noise. No major imperfections. Grooves may have minor scuffs or surface scratches. A very playable and acceptable copy.
vg....very good, somewhat worn and mishandled copy with audible extraneous surface noise. Grooves may have visual scuffs and scratches. Still a very playable copy.
I do not auction poor condition 45's with cracks, deep scratches, digs, severe edge chips, closed grooves or severely warped and I do not artificially gloss any of my records.

GUARANTEE
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