Russ Meyer Soundtracks LP German Import E, Low Open Bid

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 Greetings one and all to the latest of my ebay record listings!  All are welcome here!  Bidders, you have helped my existence so much, you will always get the best seats, lookers, you will find plenty of comfort area around as well.  Minors...er, you better get a legal guardian for this one.  Of course, minors nowadays online can find stuff way nastier than this in about .0000001 nanoseconds on the net nowadays.  So this is pretty tame for them..  Plus, no women here have emo hair and are making "duckface" at a cam-phone. 
Nope, because last listing, I was so happy I gave you Dirt-this time- I give you Smut.  A hearty helping of it too.. I am putting something I have considered a prime keeper for my cheesecake collection out on the market, and up for bids.  This is a German release...I do not know exactly from when-it is not marked on the label nor the cover.  Apparently, i'm not the only one selling from this series, and I am not alone in my ignorance of release date...and no, i'm not calling anyone else ignorant, okay?  It is on the Q.D.K. Media records label # LP-014, or if you takewhat it says at the top right back corner-Indigo 0984-1.  Obviously, it is a reissue of 3 of Meyer's late 60's-to-early 70's homage to the human form.  The female form, and the attributes thereof.  How did you like the way I danced around those issues!  Udderly neato!  ooops.  Anyways, this is the soundtracks from 3 Meyer films all rolled into one neat LP package.  "Good Morning...and goodbye!", "Cherry, Harry, & Raquel", and "Mondo Topless" all get the reissue treatment here.  The vinyl...if you really care...I have to give it an E.  I would have graded it higher, but a previous owner had the LP in an expletive deleted plastic-lined sleeve.  People, please.  Plastic-lined sleeves cost more-and they do give you one thing paper LP sleeves won't- film on the record.  Yeah, this LP has that film.  Probably plays through fine.  I wouldn't know, I never even put on the turntable.  Why?
It's the cover.  It's Russ Meyer at his exploitational best!  The cover is a gatefold, and yes, the 28 page booklet is still inside the gatefold.  I could put more pictures in, but for the kiddie's sake.  You never know when they access your hard drive, you know?  If need be, and there's a way to contact me, and vice versa, perhaps I could take a few more pics, but I don't want to break any ebay rules. This is as close to a Mature Audience listing as I can get without having to limit the viewing audience.  Hmm, I wonder if Russ ever felt threatened by the censors?  Probably not as much as you'd think.  If it was one of his movies, it was something that you could expect.  Okay, maybe a couple of things you could expect.  Hanging out all over the place things to expect.  The cover, the gatefold inner parts, and the booklet...they will show you.  I just don't think I am allowed.  Sorry.  Cover gets my E+.  My gradings, please see below.

In case anyone's wondering, here is my scale for grading.  M - Mint.  Reserved for still factory sealed.  N- Near Mint, opened, no marks whatsoever.  E+, no marks other than a smudge that i'm too lazy to clean.  E, a light mark or 2, probably won't affect play. (why "probably"?  Because everyone claims their hearing is better than the next persons'.) E-, marks or wear that will cause a little audible affectation.  V+, wear that will cause some distortion of some type.  V, V-, P, well, you get the picture.

So, yes, though I know I can list anything for any price I want to, I have always liked starting low, and seeing where it takes off to.  Why change now?  Okay, but only a little....relatively speaking.

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IMPORTANT NOTE FOR NON-U.S. BIDDERS!!!!
All items I sell will be sent with a copy of the sale form, printed up from eBay.  I will not "mark item as a gift", just so you can evade import rules.  The people at my post office know me, and they will check overseas packages for inspection.  If you cannot comply with that, please do not bid.

Also, international bidders, the price listed for postage on my listings are for domestic mailing.  I wish I could send overseas for that price, but reality speaks different.  I place a fair price on all international postage.  Watch for the invoice if you win.
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All items that are sent to a U.S. address will have delivery confirmation (at my cost) attached, as I have found that it helps...a lot!....to ensure that packages are truly en route to the customer.  This is for both of our sakes.  I will be using USPS "Media Mail" as my primary shipping method, however, if needed, and for an extra charge, I can ship with "Priority Mail", and if i can get away with it for the price, I really like 1st Class, but that's weight-dependent.

Oh yes, if you are the winning bidder, and you are in the Commonwealth of Virginia, I'm afraid you are going to have to fork over the 5% Virginia State Sales Tax.

Paypal is my preferred method of payment, if you need another way, please contact me before bidding.  Or, if you have any other questions about this listing, or any of my listings, please feel free to contact me.  I will answer any & all questions as quickly and concisely as possible.

By the way, I encourage dialog here! Ebay gives sellers the chance to show Questions and Responses in listings.  I want to know your thoughts on all this.  I try and give you folks something to read...come on, what's eatin' you?  Your name won't be known to anyone but me, and I am not ratting you out! Let me know!  Feedback is always good, so far anyways, but what's really on your mind!  Let'er rip!

Who knows, perhaps I may even be willing to get rid of those annoying sticky notes too!  Just you don't stick the thing up, you....!