FRANK ZAPPA Lumpy Gravy RARE ORIG UK 1968 SVLP VERVE EX++ LP with SUPERB SOUND.

	£		90
	$		119

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Artist or Band: FRANK ZAPPA

Album Title: Lumpy Gravy

Producer(s): Frank Zappa

TRACK LIST:

Side 1: Lumpy Gravy Part I

Side 2: Lumpy Gravy Part II

Label & Format: Verve – Original matt intense black and silver format. MGM credits and includes the original ‘Sold in UK’ etc text. These are matt with a gentle hint of texturing.

Label Conditions: Both very clean, fresh and attractive with a tiny few spindle marks on side one, hardly any on two. This elusive original plays superbly throughout, even the spoken parts.

Cat Number: SVLP 9223 [please note this copy has the VLP mono cover, but the record, as seen is SVLP stereo]

Mode / Speed: Stereo / 33.3 rpm .

Warps: Assume all records I offer have no warping of any significance and all tracking is easy and effortless and should play on all turntables and even ‘budget’ decks.

Weight of this Record: 135 grams. A very good solid weight for this record.

Rarity: Rare: Frank Who?, many would have said when viewing this freaky looking man in the mid-1960s – few would have forked out full album price for such a piece. This album did not chart in the UK and is very seldom found as an original in mono or stereo. ‘Lumpy Gravy’ is a magnificent record and images superbly in stereo. It remains one of the most elusive in Frank’s entire catalogue. Most that surface are worn or even trashed. Only a mere few Mothers of Invention fans would have brought initial pressings of this album – far too way out for most, and the number of (S)VLP originals found reflect this fact. Initially made in mono and stereo (as stated further up, this has the mono cover, but the record is stereo), this album included a laminated cover with two large inside flipbacks and an absolutely massive thick spine . The Select Verve reissues (only in stereo) had a plain matt cover, much thinner, standard spine, no flipbacks and a totally different catalogue number. It still amazes me how many early 1970s reissues are offered as first pressings or ‘originals’. The geniune first pressings, whether stereo or mono, include that extra detail, dynamics and fidelity the thinner pressed reissues seem to lack – this is a highly complex record and way ahead of it’s time. When this elusive title does makes an appearance, it’s more often than not, unlistenable or even playable. It must be remembered this album was often bought by certain types of listeners and rarely hi-fi enthusiasts and only seldomly will the records play practically as new. This record comes mighty close and was a joy to play. The VLP mono cover does give more clues to age, but is still a nice example overall. Without doubt, the record itself could prove a huge upgrade for some collectors, indeed this plays as well as my own personal copy.

Original Year of Release: 1968 [in the UK].

Etchings and Matrix Nos: V6 8741 A-1G / V6 8741 B-1G

Stamper Codes: 1 G / 1 R

Brief Artist & Album Info: “The way I see it, Barry, this should be a very dynamite show” – the opening line of Zappa’s first solo masterwork ‘Lumpy Gravy’ – one of his prized and complex albums from his amazing catalogue that now spans six decades – it remained his own personal favourite and he was not a man to dwell back on his previous albums in a big way.

I am always delighted to be able to offer the rare early titles from this great composer and musician, one of the greatest musical minds of all-time. Lumpy Gravy has a special place in the Zappa catalogue. ‘Civilization Phaze III’, that was written in his final years, was meant to be it’s completion. This was actually recorded in February 1967 and is one of Frank’s earliest recordings. It also constitutes his most extreme refusal of conventional formats. Although commissioned by Capital Records to ‘write something for an orchestra’ - to the tune of $40,000 - Zappa also included eerily bizarre arrangements of melodies, 30,000 bursts of guitar distortion, sped-up interludes, and bizarre discussions by people who had been placed inside a piano. This was a sure-fire recipe for commercial failure, and pretty much was, it failed to even chart in the UK. Although many of it’s procedures - collage, fragmentation, parody, humour and documentary - have since become requisites in the ‘postmodern’ academy, Zappa’s writing was too brash and severe for contemporary classical recognition. The back cover showed him in tuxedo and top hat, he is seen leering into the camera - asking ‘Is this Phase 2 of We’re Only in it for the Money?’ ’Lumpy Gravy’ was designed as a companion volume to the next classic release, working as it’s subtle counterpart. Towards the close we hear the words ‘Cos round things are... are boring.’ Then he exhales, as if blowing out smoke. The listener is spiked with discontent, pondering a list of ‘round things’ (smoke rings, circular logic, records...). Despite his repeated condemnation of drugs, Zappa’s attack on the mundane was universally interpreted as dope-fuelled fantasy. In fact, no dope-head could summon the skill and energy to construct Zappa’s surrealist extremes. When the slogan ‘Round Things are Boring’ reappeared on the covers of One Size Fits All in 1975. Zappa’s dedicated, no detail-missed, fans felt contented. This album appeared in the US album charts for just one week - at 159. It’s failure to chart at all in the UK make original pressings rare – very rare in anything like top conditions – the run of pressings on this was very small indeed, I have never seen a stamper go beyond ‘A’ on a stereo, and I would be surprised if many monos made it past ‘G’, which in theory means within around 1000 copies or so. This album will always be a cornerstone of any Zappa collection and here with all the glorious sound and details totally intact with practically the sound of the mastertape itself – this was the genius that was Frank Zappa.

Cover Grade and Format: VERY GOOD: a gatefold format, laminated front and back with the massively wide spine. The inside has two large external flipbacks on the top edges (these disappeared along with the laminate and wide spine on the Select reprintings). These first covers were printed and made in England by Garrod & Lofthouse, this one has the mono prefix VLP, making it rarer still. The original plain white inner sleeve is also included.

Lamination – Front & Back: Although a poor seller initially, this cover over the years has become one of the rock classics – the younger Zappa wearing the famous PIPCO tee-shirt. This has aged more than the super record inside, but nothing serious. The laminate retains fine shine and clarity, just a very small lift on the back on the spine. This is rarely seen without considerable lifts and blisters, so this one has fared very well in that respect. There are numerous creases ranging from tiny, half moons to a moderate crease on the back bottom left. Fine surface marks, seen mostly under light and corner rubs. Still very respectable compared to some I have seen. The deep colour of the graphics really stands out and makes the Select non-laminated reprintings from the early 1970s appear dull in comparison. Being a VLP Mono prefix cover, this is even rarer than the SVLP stereo – and not so unusual to see the mono and stereos ‘mixed’. Not for purists or connoisseur collectors, but the superb record certainly compensates – also – you cannot play a cover.

Cover Inner Gatefold: The inside is in very fine condition with no too much to fault. A smallish stain at the very top of the fold hinge and a hint of discolouration near the edges. Mild set-off here-and-there where black ink rests upon white when closed it near impossible to avoid over time. Both flipbacks are solid and undamaged with superb crisp ends.

Top Edges: One surface chip to the back, both straight, flat and flush.

Bottom Edges: The back has little to fault. Moderate rubbing has occured to the right of centre front one.

Right Edge(s), and Type: Both edges are open and there are NO adhesive lines inside, so both manufacrtured that way as all others I have had have been. These remains quite sharp with any thickening or burring gentle and light as seen viewed end-on. The record normally stores in the back, all edges are guaranteed untrimmed or enhanced.

Spine and Text: Original covers have a very wide spine indeed – it matches the thickness of Jethro Tull’s first album ‘This Was’. These are most often seen flattened or crushed (or both). This still solidly erect with no compression. There is stain to the top and the very bottom end has a rub/burr. But inbetween all is impressive: the laminate fully intact with no flaking, and the large text as seen superb. Again with the VLP mono prefix. A small colour spot on the top fold, but these have fared very well with no other hints of chipping, cracking or damage. Given the fragile nature of such spines which are rarely seen thicker, this has retained its shape well.

Corners: Light to moderate tip and corner wear with fine shape retained. No major bashes with any dinks mild.

Cover Summary: A rare cover in its own right – the VLP mono rarer than the SVLP stereo. These do not surface often, and although this has some wear, creasing and general storage issues, it remains a fine example as seen. Not for the highly discerning, but many fans will be happy.

The Inner Sleeve: NO GRADE: as the original owner doodled on both sides, mostly on the side shown. A plain white unlined inner that has aged little overall. Any creasing light, mostly around the rim shape, modest discolouration and all edges intact with no repairs. It includes the ‘PATENT APPLIED FOR’ text and was made in England. Minus the writing, I would have graded near excellent.

Vinyl Condition/Visual Grading: EXCELLENT(++): a superb example with playing surfaces appearing hardly even marked, even under strong light. A superb stereo record practically matching both my own prized mono and stereo copies. Ultra clean with beautiful shine, intense black and solidly pressed with deep wide grooves for maximum sound fidelity. A copy hardly even played I feel sure, and then clearly with utmost care on a quality record player, this still offers mastertape audio quality – especially when played on a worthy system. As stated, mostly purchased by certain music fans of the time, and many really did not take care of these valuable gems – this a very rare exception indeed. The odd ultra fine surface trace, even finer than a hairline and no penetrating marks at all. No old needle traumas on this one, it sounds simply wonderful, the ultimate upgrade or copy for the Zappa connoisseur.

Album Played For Grading: Yes. [I play ALL records I offer before submitting to Ebay, also the record is played in its entirety unless clearly stated otherwise. I do NOT play snippets or joining grooves to check for sound quality and quietness – I play from the beginning to end via clinically revealing B&W speakers that include the legendary tweeter from their awesome Nautilus range that reveals every blemish or minuscule sound present on any record.]

Sound Quality and Audio Grading: The bedrock of any Zappa collection, this terrific record plays even above it’s amazing visual with barely anything to fault. Offering powerful dynamic sound with maximum fidelity from these unworn deep and wide grooves. Sound quality is of audiophile standard with a wide dynamic range and all the fine details perfectly intact, and importantly present. There is no better way to enjoy this hugely complex title than via an original clean-cut record. A difficult and challenging title – it includes dialogue and high-tech sound that rarely will be heard ‘silent’ on vinyl, but this is as close as it ever likely to get. Even the spoken word parts are clean and devoid of irritating crackle or pressing noises. Tracking is effortless with no problems*. Although the very beginning may sound a little unclear, this is quite intentional, correct and normal on this recording – even the CD version sounds the same. An intricate and complex work, the vast majority of these would have been damaged or trashed by heavy thick stylus from the past. This rare Zappa classic was a pleasure from start to finish and will rarely be heard this clean, clear, precise and focused. Highly technical, beautifully produced and engineered and still has amazing sound values. This diamond will prove near impossible to find better. I have a heard several disappointing copies of this album – I refuse to offer them. This record is just how Frank wanted it to be heard and nothing else will do for me, the man himself would have been proud to listen to this.

End Piece: Zappa himself cherished this album and he was a guy who seldom looked back at his own catalogue. Finding an original stereo copy hardly used is unusual, make no mistake. The cover states ‘Francis Vincent Zappa, conducts Lumpy Gravy, a curiously inconsistent piece which started out to be a ballet but probably didn’t make it.’ It includes Abnuceals Emuukha Electric Symphony Orchestra and Chorus (with maybe even some of the Mothers of Invention) – What the cover does NOT state is: a brilliantly bizarre and original record from one of the greatest musical minds of the 20th-century – but it really should have done. The cornerstone of any Zappa vinyl collection, but possibly not the best place to start if you are unfamiliar or about to start a Zappa collection for the first time – this is an uncommercial and complex work – maybe better to try the ‘easier’ material and work your way into the mind of a genius. A challenging album, one of around 60 essential records he made while he was alive. For those who need this title or have an ear and mind to try him out, this is a beauty – the record stunning – but the cover is a bit down (and the mono version). However, the record merits my highest possible recommendation, the ultimate and (possibly) final vinyl upgrade, do NOT lose this one.

* As played-graded on a high-end Linn LP12 Sondek turntable with Ittok Mk II arm and Ortofon Quintet Black moving coil cartridge tracking at 2.2 grams.

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1 LP (Special Delivery with Standard £500 Maximum Insurance) [Signed For, Next Day] = £7.50. (this includes insurance of £500). Add £1 per extra LP.

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