1982 ZAPPA WEIRD AL YANKOVIC GEDDY LEE RUSH JUST FOR LAUGHS K-TEL LP DR DEMENTO

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1982 - K-TEL PRESENTS: JUST FOR LAUGHS - VARIOUS ARTISTS SONGS COMPILATION - K-TEL PNU 5160 - THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE OBSCURE K-TEL MAIL ORDER RECORDS AND INCLUDES FRANK & MOON ZAPPA'S ONLY TOP 40 HIT "VALLEY GIRL", "MY BOLOGNA" AND "ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS" BY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, "TAKE OFF" BY THE GREAT WHITE NORTH'S OWN DOUG & BOB MCKENZIE AND GEDDY LEE OF RUSH AND OTHERS. MANY OF THESE SONGS WERE REALLY POPULAR ON THE DR DEMENTO - SO NOW CHECK THIS OUT: IT'S 1982 AROUND 3 O'CLOCK SUNDAY MORNING AND ALL OF YOUR SLOBBERING DRUNK FRIENDS HAVE ALREADY STUMBLED OUT THE DOOR. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS PASSED OUT IN YOUR BEDROOM FROM DOING SHOTS OF TEQUILA ALL NIGHT THEN EATING THE WORM AND YOU'RE HOPING THAT'S ALL SHE'S BEEN EATING WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING. THE BAND YOU'RE IN SOUNDED TERRIBLE LAST NIGHT AND IT'S YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU GOT TOO WASTED AND THOUGHT YOU WERE JIMI HENDRIX ON BASS. SO YOU'RE SITTING THERE WITH YOUR BUTTOCKS EMBEDDED IN THE COUCH NURSING THE BACKWASH OUT OF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR LAST BOTTLE OF BEER AND WISING YOU HAD GOTTEN MORE BEFORE THE LIQUOR STORES CLOSED. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU SEE ON YOUR TV... K-TEL RECORDS PRESENTS, JUST FOR LAUGHS, ORIGINAL HITS BY THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS WITH WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, JIM STAFFORD, FRANK ZAPPA AND MANY OTHERS. YOU'LL BE LAUGHING YOU A*S OFF, AND THIS INCREDIBLE RECORD CAN BE YOURS FOR THE SPECIAL LOW PRICE OF $9.99, AND IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES WE'LL ALSO INCLUDE OUR SOUNDS OF YOUNG LOVERS LP, PLENTY OF EXCITING SOUNDS TO MAKE YOUR NEXT PARTY OR WEENY ROAST REALLY TAKE OFF. SO DON'T DELAY, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY, YOU GET 2 GREAT RECORDS FOR ONE LOW PRICE, . NOBODY THINKS IT'S FUNNY. AFTER PLAYING SOUNDS FOR YOUNG LOVERS YOU DON'T GET ANY ANYWAY.      

YOU'RE THINKING WOW, I'M PROBABLY GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE BAND ANYWAY AS SOON AS THEY CAN FIND ANOTHER BASS PLAYER AND I'LL HAVE SOME EXTRA TIME ON THE WEEKENDS TO LISTEN TO A FEW RECORDS. SO YOU PICK UP THE PHONE AND BITE ON THE DEAL. BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAY PERFECT. NO SCRATCHES AND ALL I CAN FIND VISUALLY IS ONE SMALL LIGHT HAIRLINE ON SIDE ONE AND ONE REALLY TINY ONE ON SIDE TWO. NO SPINDLE MARKS. THE ALBUM HAS AN AREA ON THE FRONT WHERE A STICKER WAS REMOVED. . NO SEAM SPLITS. THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE THAT I STUCK BACK INSIDE OF THE COVER FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO WANT EVERYTHING THAT WAS ORIGINALLY INCLUDED. HOWEVER TO AVOID ANY SCUFFS IN THE FUTURE I'VE INCLUDED A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?   

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: TAKE OFF BY DOUG & BOB MCKENZIE WITH GEDDY LEE - VALLEY GIRL BY FRANK & MOON ZAPPA - DOUBLE DUTCH BUS BY FRANKIE SMITH - TELEPHONE MAN BY MERI WILSON - MONEY BY FLYING LIZARDS - MY BOLOGNA BY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - SHADDAP YOU FACE BY JOE DOLCE.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS BY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - MARTY FELDMAN EYES BY BRUCE BAUN - PETER THE METER READER BY MERI WILSON - THE BERTHA BUTT BOOGIE PART 1 BY THE JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH - COW PATTI BY JIM STAFFORD - IN THE MOOD BY HENHOUSE FIVE PLUS TOO - JINGLE BELLS BY ST. NICK. 

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST FRANK ZAPPA ITEM, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL", "I THOUGHT THIS HAD A RICCARDO ZAPPA SONG, ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO SAT ON TOILETS OR SOMETHING?","SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO FRANK ZAPPA, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS::  YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE DILLWEED . OAF LARRY'S' MOTHER THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE THEN PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.

IS THE SIZE OF YOUR ZAPPA AND RELATED COLLECTION THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, WIFE AND EVEN MISTRESS? WELL DON'T BE ASHAMED MY SON, THIS PROBLEM AS DEGRADING AS IT MAY SEEM IS COMMON AMONG MANY PEOPLE IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE DURING THESE TROUBLING TIMES AND I, REV. A. WEST CAN HELP. SIMPLY GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND LOOK INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET TO SEE SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN THERE, BUT YOU'LL ALSO BE GIVEN THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BUY EM'. THEN IN A SHORT FEW DAYS WHEN YOUR RARE 'N EXCITING ZAPPA ITEMS ARRIVE, YOUR MISTRESS WILL NO LONGER LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FORCED TO REMOVE THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU MUST WEAR AND BEND OVER, WHILE SHE BEATS YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?