1968 RUBEN & THE JETS WHITE LABEL LP SIGNED BY ARTIST +INSERT COPIES FRANK ZAPPA
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1968 - CRUISING WITH RUBEN & THE JETS - - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE MGM / VERVE LION WHITE LABEL - MGM / VERVE - V6/5055X AND ALTHOUGH I'VE HAD IDIOTS ARGUE WITH ME THAT SIMPLY BECAUSE IT'S A WHITE LABEL IT'S A PROMO, I CLAIM THAT IT'S A 1972 REISSUE WHICH FRANK CLAIMED HE NEVER HIS ROYALTIES ON AND ONE OF THE REASONS FOR FRANK'S LAWSUIT WITH MGM / VERVE - BUT HERE'S THE GOOD PART, THE COVER IS SIGNED BY ARTIST CAL SCHENKEL WHO CREATED IT. HE SIGNED SCHENKEL 68-81 AND THERE'S SOME KIND OF INK STAMP HE PUT ON IT. 1968 WAS THE YEAR HE CREATED THE ALBUM COVER AND 1981 WAS THE YEAR HE SIGNED IT. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE GOOD NEWS, BECAUSE I BET WHEN LISTENING TO THE NIFTY BEAT OF RUBEN AND THE JETS, THERE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE SOME PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT ONLY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DO THE BOP, BUT ALSO JUST MIGHT WANNA RECEIVE SOME TRAINING ON HOW TO COMB AND SET A JELLYROLL, AND DUE TO THE FACT THAT I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY, I'M GONNA PROVIDE YEZ WITH DETAILED INSERTS FOR THE VERY INFORMATION YOU SEEK - THESE ARE COPIES OF THE INSERTS THAT HAD BEEN PROVIDED INSIDE OF THE OLD MASTERS BOX ONE SET IN 1984 - ANOTHER INTERESTING DETAIL I JUST CAN'T HELP BUY SPEW FORTH BECAUSE I SIMPLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE, IS THAT THE ORIGINAL RUBEN & THE JETS INSERTS HAD ONLY BEEN INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL 1968 VERVE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO LPS, AND THOSE SUCKERS ARE EXTREMELY RARE - SO HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET A WHITE LABEL COPY OF RUBEN SIGNED BY THE ARTIST WITH COPIES OF THE INSERTS - SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: CHEAP THRILLS - LOVE OF MY LIFE - HOW COULD I BE SUCH A FOOL? - DESERI - I'M NOT SATISFIED - JELLY ROLL GUM DROP - ANYTHING.
SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: LATER THAT NIGHT - YOU DIDN'T TRY TO CALL ME - FOUNTAIN OF LOVE - NO NO NO - ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS - STUFF UP THE CRACKS.
YES THERE'S WRITING ON THE COVER, BUT IT'S BY ALBUM COVER ARTIST CAL SCHENKEL. LIGHT RING WEAR ON THE BACK COVER, INSIDE LOOKS GREAT. LIGHT STAIN ALONG THE EDGE NEAR THE SPINE. NO SEAM SPLITS. BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAY GREAT. ONE VISIBLE SCUFF ON SIDE I, A FEW OTHER LIGHT ONES HERE AND THERE THAT CREATE NO AUDIO ATROCITIES. A FEW SPINDLE MARKS AND SOME YELLOWING ON THE LABELS.THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THESE WERE VINYL RECORDS.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS LIKED TO SIT ON TOILETS?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..
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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
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