SPAZZ ‘Funky Platter’ 1” EP 14 made Slap A Ham Power Violence Infest punk 7"

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NO RESERVE on one of the rarest piece of Power Violence history.

Here is a brief description from popsike on what I am selling;

‘You are bidding on one of the rarest and most sought after items in the Slap A Ham & Spazz discographies. This is a copy of the one, the only, the original SPAZZ "Funky A** Lil' Platter" 1" noise EP! Slap A Ham Records #34, 1996. This is a joke that went too far. Back in the mid-90s when Spazz was releasing a record every few months and limited collectors-only editions of records were being created like crazy, Slap A Ham took it to the furthest extreme by creating a record that was not only ultra rare & ultra limited, but also impossible to play. It's a 1" plastic record that comes in a mini sleeve, and the record itself actually has microscopic inner labels and a center hole. To push the joke even further, this unplayable record contained a huge, endlessly long "Thanks List" (another joke on bands who thanked a million people on their records). The record itself is actually a toy record that doesn't contain any actual music, even if it could be played, which is why it's called a "noise e.p." (that way if anyone played it, they would only hear noise, and the band could say it was intentional). Chris Dodge made all copies by hand, way back in 1996. There was an intention of making 50 copies, but after making 14 copies, boredom set in, so there are ONLY 14 COPIES IN EXISTENCE. The existing copies were given to close friends (like Jeb Branin and Timojhen Mark). This was the whole point of this release anyhow: Something fun and funny to give to friends, and something to list in the Spazz and Slap A Ham discographies in order to drive record collectors crazy!’

I obtained this record from the famed ‘Jeb’ (see Spazz The Jeb ep 7”).

I keep it in a box, only to show it off every once in a while to those interested.

These do not come up for sale very often, as so view were pressed.

Remember, this doesn’t play, but is so rare.

I am slowly selling all my Slap A Ham records (I am one of two in the world with the entire discography). Most you will never see for sale again. Please check out my other auctions for Test Presses, Rare colors, and maybe even a 1” or 2” record or two. Thanks.

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